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  What was the strangest off-the-cuff remark you ever heard from and elder or higher appointee?

  by donny in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i showed up for saturday morning field service and i was partnered with an elder who had transferred to our congregation in the dallas, texas area from michigan.

  i told him about a recent embarrassing moment where i had played a "worldly" song during the sunday meeting due to someone replacing the cassette i had placed in the cassette player late friday night that had the correct "kingdom melody.".

  out of the blue he said "about 4 years ago i was giving the sunday talk and i kept sporting a boner from time to time which was bizarre since being horny and teaching about jehovah is typically not something one associates with one another.".

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  During Field Circus, a sexy householder with a sexy voice opened the door and interacted with the elder I was paired with on a number of subjects. He was about 63 at the time and the house wife was about 35... After about 15 minutes I started wondering why he was taking so long... Then I looked at him and noticed he was actually falling in love (or lust)... Finally, after about 25 minutes he asked if he could return the next day to talk some more...

  Anyway... Cutting to the chase... As we walked back to his car to go home, he blurted out: "wow, she's really sexy".

  I was completely floored and did not say a word...

  Later that week he called me to explain himself (he hadn't gotten any for over 15 years and was horny) and then apologized for his unchristian comment...
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  Anthony Morris III publicly admits that he doesn’t enjoy Field Service

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  2pm, january 9, 2010 san juan, puerto rico.... jws from all over the island take turns to use the biggest coliseum in the caribbean (jose miguel agrelot coliseum).

  the big event... a brief 2-hour assembly featuring brooklyn bethel celebrities including anthony morris iii.

  there had been a lot of excitement building up in the days preceding this event as there were rumors circulating that the society had a very special announcement to make.. after 2 ambiguous talks from 2 bethel speakers, anthony morris iii finally takes the stage and everyone is so thrilled to see him up close or on the big screen behind the stage.

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  Sofia... Agreed... And it appears that it took some "liquid courage" for Tony to admit it... He appeared slightly inebriated.
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  Anthony Morris explains how God gives Decrees to man! New video edit.

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i took the most recent video on "obey" and edited it down to its core.

  here tony explains that the decisions of the faithful slave are arrived at "collectively" but are not a "collection" of man made decisions.

  it would be comical if it weren't so sad.. tony video.

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  Tony The Turd should seriously consider abstaining from alcohol before going on camera to discuss any topic.
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  Your Baptism Pics

  by kairos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from the most important day of your life.... .

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  When I got baptized over 3 decades ago, you were considered "puffed up with pride" if you allowed someone to take a picture of you during or immediately after your baptism... That didn't stop many from taking pictures but this was seriously frowned upon. That mentality changed sometime after Whacky Freddy died.
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  Where have all the spiritual men gone?

  by ToesUp in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this photo was on jw-archive.. sisters are now passing microphones due to a lack of qualified brothers.

  this was in a english speaking group in slovenia .

  i feel sorry for the guy in the blue shirt!

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  Microphone privileges require a minimum of Monthly Field Circus hours as follows:

  Brothers: 1 hour per month minimum

  Sisters: 40 hours per month minimum
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  2014 Watchtower CD Library

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anyone have a good link to a 2014 watchtower cd library?

  (i'll settle for 2013 link also).

  i've googled it and have only come up with non-working links or links that fail to load completely.. please and thank you.

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  The first one is way too complicated for me...

  The second one doesn't open at all...

  Downloading a WT Library used to be so easy.

  I give up.
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  Did anyone see Jackson state "celebrating Christmas not a df'ing offence"?

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have seen posts on several you tube sites stating that jackson said during his rc testimony that jw's don't shun, celebrating christmas is not a disfellowshipping offence, birthdays are ok and ones doesn't have to agree with jw doctrine.

  i have read most of the posts on other threads while and after his testimony but never read any of this?

  did he really say these things or is someone on the net just stirring up some bs?.

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  Not true...

  
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  2014 Watchtower CD Library

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anyone have a good link to a 2014 watchtower cd library?

  (i'll settle for 2013 link also).

  i've googled it and have only come up with non-working links or links that fail to load completely.. please and thank you.

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  Neither link works... but I appreciate it anyway...
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  Last night earthquake

  by Mandrake in

  1. social
  2. current

  last night i was in my car returning to santiago from vina del mar (the seaside) and waiting the green light the 8.4 earthquake started!

  it lasted 2 minutes!!!

  some people were scared, most acted calmly... so that brings to my memory what was to be a jw in the most seismic country in the world!

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  Mandrake... I'm glad you're safe and carrying on normally...

  Question: Has there been a lot of talk in Chile's Kingdom Halls about "The End" drawing a lot closer as a result of the frequent seismic activity there? What is being said?
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  2014 Watchtower CD Library

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anyone have a good link to a 2014 watchtower cd library?

  (i'll settle for 2013 link also).

  i've googled it and have only come up with non-working links or links that fail to load completely.. please and thank you.

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  Anyone have a good link to a 2014 Watchtower CD Library? (I'll settle for 2013 link also)

  I've googled it and have only come up with non-working links or links that fail to load completely.

  Please and thank you.